TRANSFORMERS 3. Best. Sequel. EVER!

I am a TRANSFORMERS nerd, I really am.  I'm such a nerd that when I got my new phone the wallpaper is a Decepticon insignia and my dream car is a Camaro with some more Decepticon insignias.  And I was playing the videogame TRANSFORMERS: War for Cybertron to get myself pumped up for the new movie.  The last movie Revenge of the Fallen, was the worst Micheal Bay movie ever and the worst TRANSFORMERS movie of all time.  It sucked big time.  Even I hated it, and it takes a lot for me to really despise movie franchises that I love.  Revenge of the Fallen had a bad story, too many sexual jokes, and those annoying ass twins!  WHY DIDN'T DEVASTATOR KILL THOSE TWO!?

EPIC FAIL!!!

  Yet the movie did really well in the box office, it still sucked in the fans eyes and critics eyes.  Then we got this beautiful piece of cinematic art that I say is the best TRANSFORMERS movie ever.  We got TRANSFORMERS: Dark of the Moon.

Yep, just by looking at this poster, you know its going to be a bad ass movie, and it was.  It was a story that was reminiscent of the old TRANSFORMERS cartoon, a war between the Autobots and the Decepticons.  There are a few changes in this movie from the last one, the first one is that the twins are gone (THANK YOU GOD!)  and Megan Fox is no longer Sam's girlfriend.  This is Sam's new squeeze.

2 words.  Me likey!  Shes beautiful!  Besides that this bombshell is dating Sam (that lucky bastard) Shockwave shows up in the first 10 minutes of the movie and Soundwave has a better role!  The story is as follows and if you haven't seen it yet, then look away until the end of this paragraph.

The whole moon landing was in a response to an Autobot ship crash landing on the moon.  After Optimus and the NEST team go to Chernolble (I suck at spelling I know!) he finds a part of the lost Autobot ship that could have won the war for the Autobots back on Cybertron.  Megatron (who is still showing his wounds from the last battle) is wandering Africa and learns from Lazerbeak (he's in it too! yay!) that the humans who knew of their existence have been termiated save for 1.  When Sam gets a job, Lazerbeak crashes his workplace and everything goes to hell.  Agent Simmons returns and he helps Sam out and the old Autobot leader Sentinel Prime (voiced by Lenoard Nimoy, happy nerd moment) made a deal with Megatron and kills Ironhide.  YOU EFFING JERKWAD!  Chicago becomes a Decepticon warzone where the weapon Sentinel was carrying is actually a space bridge thats made so he can transport Cybertron to Earth's atmosphere and have the labor force of 6 billion humans work to rebuild the dying planet.  Oh and some rich humans are working for the Decepticons.  This major battle takes place, Sam kills Starscream, yeah he dies.  Optimus kills Shockwave, Sentinel Prime, and Megatron, then the movie ends.

Ok spoilers are over, now for the fun part.  This movie does justice to the cartoon and TRANSFORMER legends.  Not only is it action packed, the story is around the machines, the humans just go look for answers for the Autobots and maybe have a nice little subplot here or there.  Either way Dark of the Moon has cleansed the sins of Revenge of the Fallen, and it gives us a very good question.  Why is it that the Decepticons get all the cool shit?!

HAH!  I get all the cool shit, suck it Autobots!

I highly recommend this movie, its a little long yes but it is really good.  Also I really gave a nutshell summary of the movie.  There is a lot more going on that I mentioned so please go see it, or face the wrath of Megatron and his Decepticons!