OK, I am going to confess something I thought I would never have to confess before. Over the weekend a movie came out that I thought I would never see, but yet I did. I went and saw the Twilight Saga's Breaking Dawn. Before you go crazy let me lay down the law. I don't like Twilight at all. I went cause I was hanging with my friends and I didn't buy my ticket at all, also I went in knowing it was going to suck and I was going to make fun of it. Now here is what I think of the vampires in Twilight, but I think Snape has said it best.
Couldn't have said it better myself Snape. Anyways if you don't know the basic story here it is. A girl meets a vampire, girl falls for vampire, vampire falls for girl, werewolf also likes girl, love triangle insues, violence occurs, girl and vampire get married, they have evil demon spawn baby, werewolf falls in love with baby (no I am NOT joking) they all live happily ever after, the end. Now that was the super short version of the Twilight Saga. At it's very core I can see why this can be a really good story. Think about it, forbidden love, two rival houses, this could have been a great re-imagining of Romeo and Juliet but with vampires and werewolves. This could have made everyone happy with violence, love, and some horror elements. Hell, at one point even I was going to read the books to see if they were any good, but then I read the first few pages of Eclipse and I felt like this was happening.
Yeah, lets just say that Bella has the personality of a black hole. Once I heard about sparkling vampires thats where I thought to myself, "WHAT THE EFF IS THIS SHIZZNIT!?!?! Vampires don't sparkle in the sunlight! THEY EFFING DIE!" Now I haven't seen the last three movies, but when I saw this one, I honestly thought it was okish. Now before you gather in front of my house ready to burn me at the steak I can explain. Its bearable if you go in knowing its going to suck and you want to make fun of it. There where some funny parts such as Bella's dad saying that he knows that Edward is going to be a good husband cause he can use a gun. Other than that it was kinda boring. The romance scene was eh, and the rest of the movie was the gang trying to get the evil baby out of Bella before her own child kills her. Oh and did I mention that Jacob (who lost his shirt in the first 30 seconds of the damn movie!) instantly falls in love with the kid right before he goes to kill her!? Can you say pedo?
Besides the movie having the "I totally saw that one coming" ending, it was eh. I don't regret going but I didn't really like the movie either. Of course there are some people out there who think that Twilight is the best thing in the world and its better than Harry Potter (those who do think it's better than Harry Potter, just wait until Voldemort gets you, he killed him once, he can do it again). I still think the movie would have been much better if this guy came in and ended the series.
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